Failed independent Christian GOP Texas Senate wannabe Larry Kilgore (but don't laugh too hard, he got 18% of the vote) wants Texas secession and a peaceful God-fearing Christian nation.
As a matter of fact, if you've ever wondered whether you're going to Heaven or Hell, Larry has the answer.
There's an eight-question quiz linked to his website that--like the Ouija board we used to play around with in 8th Grade--will tell you succinctly whether or not you're going to make it past the Big Guy.
If you don't have the time, I can save you the trouble.
You're going to Hell.
(No human being since Jesus could possibly have passed this test.)
The good news: at least you won't be missing all your friends.
Thanks, Larry.
As a matter of fact, if you've ever wondered whether you're going to Heaven or Hell, Larry has the answer.
There's an eight-question quiz linked to his website that--like the Ouija board we used to play around with in 8th Grade--will tell you succinctly whether or not you're going to make it past the Big Guy.
If you don't have the time, I can save you the trouble.
You're going to Hell.
(No human being since Jesus could possibly have passed this test.)
The good news: at least you won't be missing all your friends.
Thanks, Larry.
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