... it's from outer space. Hasn't everybody who thinks he's anybody been swept up (almost like the rapture, but on cable) with Glenn Beck's We Surround You movement? Millions want to participate. Millions more want the ones who participate locked up and tried for sedition. Chuck Norris just wants a million people to come to his next karate tournament for geriatrics. And FoxNews is counting the millions all the way to the bank (where, because the bank has taken TARP funds there will be no Snapple or million-dollar bonuses for the executives). But I Googled "We Surround You" for my daily update, and discovered that: Glenn Beck is in fact an emissary from the High Council in the planetary system of Sirius!!!!!! I have proof. The Sirian High Council, providentially, maintains a website . This is important stuff, and better by far than those watered-down principles about God, family, and the Constipation. Here's the gist of the Sirian philosophy and movement:...