Tice Proves Every Bear Has Its Day, Invokes `D' Word (Update1) By Edward Robinson May 21 (Bloomberg) -- Money manager David Tice pokes his head into a conference room at his Dallas offices and tells Doug Noland , his top market strategist, the morning investment meeting is starting. ``It's a historic day,'' Tice says as he disappears down the hall. ``This is crazy; just wild.'' It's March 13, one of the worst days yet in the spiraling credit crisis. Shares of Bear Stearns Cos . are falling en route to the bank's emergency rescue 72 hours later. Buyout giant Carlyle Group's mortgage bond fund has collapsed after defaulting on $16.6 billion of debt. The U.S. dollar is trading at a record low of $1.56 to the euro. New York University economics professor Nouriel Roubini is forecasting a severe recession that may last six quarters. ``Cookie anyone?'' says Tice, 53, offering peanut butter Girl Scout sandwich cremes to four members of his investmen...