Now that Great Britain asks for your sexual orientation for grants , it is only appropriate that we have our own sexual orientation questionnaires to match their questions. Next thing you know we can have the Gay Police to ensure that all "abnormal sexual identity" people are clearly marked with their own giant "G" for gay identification card . Of course if you live in Canada you can simply get your Pink Pistols ID Card . We need the " Queer Cops " " Lesbian Vampire Patrol " " Tranny Gender Mosaic " " Crack Ho Ministry " or " Crack Ho Patrol " " Dykes on Bikes " I could go on but will save you the expletives with the note that any judgement of sexual orientation is a clear violation of persons right to enjoy life, liberty or the pursuit of their own happiness. If Americans ever reach the point where we need to identify their sexual orientation to receive assistance from the government, I am confident I w...