Nihau Overlord Comrades; My one request of you comes before you dominate the entire world with your superior technology. Actress Bai Ling, was caught shoplifting in Los Angeles; she is very beautiful. I apologize deeply on behalf of all the peace-loving people of the world for her mildly deviant behavior; and I also apologize for America's outrageous response to the woman I call, "Her Sexiness." I have one request for you dear leaders: May I please have her? Or will you send me to Hong Kong to live with her now? Or do I need to wait until after you have control of everything, everywhere and both she and I are too old to make one perfect child? I want one perfect child with Bai Ling. Will you give lesser-barbarian comrade that? I want to ride our bikes together through the old neighborhoods in Hong Kong and raise the red lantern every night? PLEEEASE ..... You can see her sad story here: http://kaaltv.com/article/stories/S347774.shtml?cat=10151 Thank you for your kindne...