If you are active duty, reserve, or prior service, you know the number 670-1, which is the regulation covering wear of the uniform and personal grooming in the US Army. Now Sergeant Major of the Army Raymond Chandler (who is proving himself to an utter idiot) is leading the charge to modify the Army's appearance standards and make violations not an infraction against regulations, but a violation of the US Code of Military Justice. (In other words, soldiers could be subject to non-judicial punishment [Article 15], or even court martial for appearance infraction; this is a major MAJOR change.) Quoth Sergeant Major Chandler:  "You joined the Army.  It didn't join you." And here's some of the changes he is currently reviewing: Soldiers must be clean-shaven, on and off duty--even on leave. Soldiers will no longer be able [I kid you not] to eat, drink, smoke, or talk on a cell phone . . . while walking. Soldiers will not be allowed to have tatoos abov...