I know many of you maybe wondering why I was in the hospital and had to have surgery. Well the doctors were concerned that I was developing a "male cancer." I discovered that in the western mind that is the polite way of saying "your testes and lower regions are going to hurt like hell post-exploratory surgery, and your genitals will look like Chinese eggplants for several weeks." On top of that, from the surgery I had a minor infection, fever and needed antibiotics as well as many many painkillers. I am on some now. I just want to make it clear I do not have penis retraction syndrome, or Koro , brought on by the belief that foreign women are really witches who have stolen my penis and I did not see the beautiful Hu Li Jung or Fox Spirit who is known to steal the male penis: Penis panics in southeast Asia have become known under the term "Koro" (which means " head of the turtle " in Malay). Some anthropologists have referred to Koro as a culture...