I originally wrote this one for Thanksgiving 2007, when this blog was all of three weeks old, which meant that next to nobody read it at the time.
This year I'm not about to leave for Virginia to carve turkey (that I didn't cook), but for the vicinity of Magnolia to eat turkey that I didn't cook. So that's changed. But the many ways in which the next four to six weeks will be used to denigrate a significant portion of the American populace is still as applicable today as it was six years ago.
Hence: Eating an atheist turkey.