From Stuff White People Like: Free Healthcare

I tune in Stuff White People Like about once a week, just to keep current. Sometimes I even read the entries beyond the title.

Free Healthcare is not only more accurate than it is funny, it has so far received 1,258 comments.

(Admittedly, about 1,150 of those comments turned out to have nothing whatsoever to do with the subject.)

Here's my favorite excerpt:

But the secret reason why all white people love socialized medicine is that they all love the idea of receiving health care without having a full-time job. This would allow them to work as a freelance designer/consultant/copywriter/photographer/blogger, open their own bookstore, stay at home with their kids, or be a part of an Internet start-up without having to worry about a benefits package. Though many of them would never follow this path, they appreciate having the option.

If you need to impress a white person, merely mention how you got hurt on a recent trip Canada/England/Sweden and though you were a foreigner you received excellent and free health care. They will be very impressed and likely tell you about how powerful drug and health care lobbies are destroying everything.

Though their passion for national health care runs deep, it is important to remember that white people are most in favor of it when they are healthy. They love the idea of everyone have equal access to the resources that will keep them alive, that is until they have to wait in line for an MRI.

This is very similar to the way that white people express their support for public schools when they don’t have children.