Monday, November 2, 2009

Just for the record I proudly allow my children to have sex with demons

... or at least that's what Pat Robertson's CBN says I did when I let the little tykes go out Trick-or-Treating:

Decorating buildings with Halloween scenes, dressing up for parties, going door-to-door for candy, standing around bonfires and highlighting pumpkin patches are all acts rooted in entertaining familiar spirits. All these activities are demonic and have occult roots.

The word "occult" means "secret." The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

Sex with demons

Orgies between animals and humans

Animal and human sacrifices

Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood

Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies

Revel nights

Conjuring of demons and casting of spells

Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

Another abomination that goes on behind the scenes of Halloween is necromancy, or communication with the dead. Séances and contacting spirit guides are very popular on Halloween, so there is a lot of darkness lurking in the air.

I do, however, draw the line at necromancy. [By the way, you moron, necromancy is not "communication with the dead" it is the use of the dead as a source of power for magic. Geez. At least get your f**king heresies straight.]

This page can now only be seen as a cached image, because for some reason Pat Robertson decided to take it down when a few apparent Satan-worshippers started to notice it.

The author and devoted readers of this sort of crap are, I might note, the bulwarks of David Anderson's deeply religious America, and are also the same people sworn to protect us from that evil same-sex marriage if they have to kill off the democratic process to do it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Demon sex is the best. except for the horn and claw marks.