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Boris Johnson and the Tower of London

Boris Johnson, an anti-war Libertarian, has been elected Mayor of London.

To some extent the election was--kind of like Arnold Schwarzenegger's original victory in the Grey Davis recall or Jesse Ventura's win in Minnesota--more of a testament to the unpopularity of incumbent Ken Livingston than

Two of Boris's more widely quoted positions:

"I'm a libertarian. I think people should get on with their lives as far as possible independently of bossiness and intrusion of all kinds."

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”


This will be an interesting challenge for British Libertarians, as Boris will actually have to (a) govern and (b) overcome some of his own foot-in-mouth statements.

That second part bothers me the most, and will bear the most watching.

Like American Libertarian presidential sort-of-wannabe Bob Barr, Boris has problems with gay people:

‘Labour's appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it.’ (The Spectator 15 April 2000) ‘

The essence of that Tory case is unchanged… it is more sensitive to spare parents' anxieties, than to allow Leftwing local authorities to waste taxpayers' money on idiotic and irrelevant homosexual instruction.’ (Daily Telegraph 3 August 2000)

‘Slowly Labour is winning the battle it really cares about, the Kulturkampf, adjusting what can be said, and what cannot be said… Homosexuality is to be taught in schools.’ (The Spectator 29 April 2000)

'If gay marriage was OK – and I was uncertain on the issue – then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.' (Friends, Voters, Countrymen p96)


His description of political enemy Tony Blair arriving in Africa have struck some as distinctly racist:

They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.


And I also have to wonder if his appeal to Conservative voters is more based on his position on Muslims than on Libertarianism:

If we were Israelis, we would by now be doing a standard thing to that white semi-detached pebbledash house at 51 Colwyn Road, Beeston. Having given due warning, we would dispatch an American-built ground-assault helicopter and blow the place to bits. Then we would send in bulldozers to scrape over the remains, and we would do the same to all the other houses in the area thought to have been the temporary or permanent addresses of the suicide bombers and their families.

After decades of deranged attacks the Israelis have come to the conclusion that this is the best way to deter Palestinian families from nurturing these vipers in their bosoms, and also the best way of explaining to the death-hungry narcissists that they may get the 72 black-eyed virgins of scripture, but their family gets the bulldozer.


You have to wonder, if a key tenet of Libertarianism is the non-initiation of force or coercion, exactly how Boris justifies pursuing the Israeli scorched-Earth policy that has been so successful in achieving peace with the Palestinians.

My intention is not to bury Boris Johnson, but to hold him to the same standards as I would expect any other elected official to meet.

If I criticize Barack Obama for wrapping himself up in Change We Can Believe In while cozying up to defense lobbyists to whom he has promised massive increases in the military budget, then I have to be as rough on people who share my own political label.

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