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Think you're having a bad day? Guess again. A true story.

My brother-in-law lives in the country, and the road which passes his house has a bad curve, no guard rails, and lots of trees.

About four years ago, he was sitting home on his day off, heard a motorcycle spin out on the turn and crash into the trees.

He used his cell to call 911, grabbed his first aid kit and sprinted for the scene of the accident.

When he got there, he found the cyclist with a painful broken leg and a brand new (he'd bought it this morning) Yamaha.

"Man, this really sucks," he told my brother in law.

"Lie still man, I've called an ambulance."

"Oh. Shit. I almost forgot. I just bought a bag of weed. Can you hold it for me so I don't get busted?"

"Dude," said my brother-in-law in his saddest voice. "You are one unlucky sonofabitch."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I'm a cop."

Comments

Chainsaw said…
Woah baby!
That leg probably stopped hurting, sphincter began to pucker, and the song by Doctor John, "Right Place, Wrong Time" popped into his head.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._John

I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I'd have said the right thing
But I must have used the wrong line
I'd a took the right road
But I must have took a wrong turn
Would have made the right move
But I made it at the wrong time
I been on the right road
But I must have used the wrong car
My head was in a good place
And I wonder what it's bad for

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