The IRS intends to re-establish trust with the American people.
WTF? What trust?
The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs admits that his emphasis on "Command Climate" turned the US military into a consequence-free rape zone.
But like the Catholic Church he's not going after the officers who overturned rape convictions.
Top Federal officials admit that they are using "secret" email addresses, but insist that it is not about avoiding FOIA requests, and that for only $1 million the AP can have some of the addresses.
Most transparent administration in history ...
Unfortunately, none of these stories comes from the Onion.