Wednesday, July 8, 2009

From the Department of Unnecessary (and not useful) and Redundant Research Department

Proving once again that men descended from porcine mammals rather than primates, this finding from the journal Perceptual and Motor Skills:

To test the effect of a woman's bust size on the rate of help offered, 1200 male and female French motorists were tested in a hitchhiking situation. A 20-yr.-old female confederate wore a bra which permitted variation in the size of cup to vary her breast size. She stood by the side of a road frequented by hitchhikers and held out her thumb to catch a ride. Increasing the bra-size of the female-hitchhiker was significantly associated with an increase in number of male drivers, but not female drivers, who stopped to offer a ride.

[h/t Kids Prefer Cheese]


Anonymous said...

They actually had to do a study to confirm girls with bigger tits get more rides. They could have simply consulted with me.


Waldo said...

I say "bullshit." The dopes running this study clearly didn't didn't run a lesbian regression analysis.