Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter: Why Social Parties Are Not My Thing....

For all of you celebrating Easter today, have a happy Easter!

I only have one question this morning....How could I know that my neighbor's dog would take "the Easter egg hunt" to a whole new and dangerous level?

This has intensified the conflict between me and my neighbor's dog to a critical level faster than Hamas shooting rockets into the Southern Israel. I needed to make some "painful concessions" to end the conflict. We needed a seasoned negotiator to help the end the conflict.... Thankfully we got it done by Easter morning.

Still, I'll never go to an "Easter egg hunt" again.

Wouldn't it figure that just when I needed "homeland security" (if you know what I mean) they were not around....

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