Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter: Why Social Parties Are Not My Thing....

For all of you celebrating Easter today, have a happy Easter!

I only have one question this morning....How could I know that my neighbor's dog would take "the Easter egg hunt" to a whole new and dangerous level?

This has intensified the conflict between me and my neighbor's dog to a critical level faster than Hamas shooting rockets into the Southern Israel. I needed to make some "painful concessions" to end the conflict. We needed a seasoned negotiator to help the end the conflict....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080323/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney. Thankfully we got it done by Easter morning.

Still, I'll never go to an "Easter egg hunt" again.

Wouldn't it figure that just when I needed "homeland security" (if you know what I mean) they were not around....

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