Hexapus: A long legged sexypus

As the wheels of evolution are never predictable and cannot be engineered or domesticated and operate in a manner that is fundamentally different from even way the way Charles Darwin would have imagined, British researchers recently discovered the hexapus: yes you heard it right, a six legged octopus.

His main missions: resources, food and sex. Sound like familiar themes?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080303/sc_afp/sciencebritainanimalhexapusoffbeat

In another story, it was recently announced that the Sexypus will be buying a Mercedes Benz or Volvo to do his part in destroying the American Automakers Union and the US Economy. When asked how he felt about this, he responded "blurb, blurb, blurb" and proceeded to copulate with the hull of a research vessel.

I rarely post stories from the AP or Yahoo, but this was simply too good to pass. All of the credits for this go to the AP and Yahoo under the fair use regulations for using intellectual property for scientific and educational purposes. My purpose here is to ask, can you figure out which section is science and which is satire?

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