I really don't care about the main story--just this paragraph:
The New York Times exposed contributions from other fictitious donors such as “Test Person,” residing in “Some Place, Utah,” and “Jockim Alberton,” residing at a fictional address in Wilmington, Delaware. They also cited donors giving the names “Derty West” and “Derty Poiuuy,” both residing in “rewq, ME.”
If I recall correctly, dear old Jockim has appeared several times in your comments section, making you once again famous in a left-handed sort of way!?