1. Ralph Nader makes the case that drone assassinations constitute war crimes every bit as much as torture.
2. Military officials admit that the Obama surge into Afghanistan was a failure.
3. President Obama is now re-deploying combat troops back into Iraq.
4. Muslim world leaders tell Obama at UN that free speech rights cannot be "absolute."
Nope. This is not a disaster. Nothing to see. Write your pledge on the back of your hand and tell Michelle "you're in."
Forget the economy. Four more years of this . . . .
Oh, never mind. I just remembered that Mitt Romney's foreign policy stands are equally idiotic, and--as we all know--God and the US Constitution and the Commission on Presidential Debates will only allow voters two choices.