a gun (no, that's not it). . . .
a knife (no, not that, either). . . .
but maybe some heroin (nope). . . .
crack or even powdered coke (uh-uh). . . .
or just a doobie (not even). . . .
but (oh, yeah, now I remember) a single prescription 400mg Ibuprofen.
Maybe they just should have water boarded the little (honors student) tramp.
Thanks for this one, Becky.