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Answer to Delaware Liberal: What if God is Really Google?

This morning at Delaware Liberal Donviti found God. I know some Republican readers will say, "I never thought it would happen but the liberals actually found God."

But who is this God they found?

Could it be Google? Wait a second. Before you tell me that that is a crazy idea I want you to consider two facts.

First, there is this alarming story about how much private information about you is actually available online.

Second, is this excellent article from Becky the Girl in Shorts on the possibility that Larry Page and Sergei Brin know everything about you. If they are not God, perhaps a Triumvirate Omnipotent Godhead with Eric Schmidt as the third leg.

We know for a fact that they know everything there is to know about everything, right? A sort of benevolent, omnipotent, webmaster godhead whose supplication I invoke while trying to blog and figure out new applications.....constantly.

Finally, in answer to Liberal Geek's question, " What if God is really Mexican? Or worse, Venezuelan? Man GWB is in some serious trouble;" I present the idea that heaven has taken a strange turn in the Global War between Rednecks and Latinos:



In turn this raises the question is God really just a code name for Google's Battle Pope?



So could it be given the stunning diversity of this nation, its humor and its sense of itself through the web, that Google founders Larry Page and Sergei Brin are the God that the liberals located? I say, impossible given the anti-libertarian answers they got from him, or is it them? But, who can say?

What we do know is that for April Fool's day Ted Turner, founder of CNN, found God as reported in a story at JNN the Jesus News Network:

Ted Turner Changes Mind on Religion?
Posted: Tuesday, April 1, 2008
News Summary:
AP News - New York

Ted Turner is apologizing for his past criticisms of religion, admitting that he is "always developing" his attitude as he gets older.

News Story:

Turner issued his mea culpa while announcing a new 200 million dollar partnership with Lutherans and Methodists to combat the spread of malaria.

Years ago, the CNN founder and one-time America's Cup-winning skipper called Christianity a "religion for losers." He also eventually apologized for labeling CNN employees who observed Ash Wednesday "Jesus freaks" who should work for the competing Fox network.Now, he says in an Associated Press interview, he no longer considers himself an atheist, and maintains several churches on his properties for his employees to use.And although he says he doesn't attend church regularly, he says he finds it "really hard to believe" that he's "going to Hell."

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