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Now it can be revealed: the deeply hidden secret of D.Pr Michael Munger...

He swore me to secrecy before the election. I said he was crazy, that this was the key to doubling, even tripling his voter turn-out. But apparently deep family secrets are too significant to be set aside lightly...

Michael Munger and Meatloaf are ... twins, separated at birth.

Photos don't lie, do they?



Comments

Anonymous said…
Au contraire! Your photo only proves that your premise is incorrect.

Observe: Munger can't be Meatloaf's twin because he clearly does not have a little dragon over his shoulder!

Q.E.D.
AND- does Munger keep an oxygen tank on stage?