Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Now it can be revealed: the deeply hidden secret of D.Pr Michael Munger...

He swore me to secrecy before the election. I said he was crazy, that this was the key to doubling, even tripling his voter turn-out. But apparently deep family secrets are too significant to be set aside lightly...

Michael Munger and Meatloaf are ... twins, separated at birth.

Photos don't lie, do they?



2 comments:

Joe M said...

Au contraire! Your photo only proves that your premise is incorrect.

Observe: Munger can't be Meatloaf's twin because he clearly does not have a little dragon over his shoulder!

Q.E.D.

Waldo said...

AND- does Munger keep an oxygen tank on stage?