|Starchild, if you can just keep them|
chasing tail--er, I mean, chasing their
own tails--until November, you will
qualify as this year's Libertarian hero.
Given the fact that the only two things the LNC actually does that matters to most of us out in the sticks is to nominate a presidential ticket and manage the ballot access process, you'd think there weren't that many things to keep secret.*
It's not like the party that racked up fewer than 600,000 votes out of 145,000,000 in 2008 has any deep, secret political strategies that the Dems and GOPers covet.
So, when people get upset because Starchild outed their petty little fights, I think to myself: at least this is keeping them busy so they won't f--k up the Gary Johnson, Barbara Howe, Scotty Boman, Andy Horning, etc. etc. campaigns.
*Note to self: they blew the presidential nomination thing in 2008 (Barr/Root?), and keep ballot access hovering on the brink of disaster every election year. So maybe we should agree not to reveal their identities. Think of it as sort of a political witless (yes, I spelled that right) protection program.